You Know You're a Webmaster If...
You use the Search Term Suggestion Tool to name your children.
You buy birthday gifts for your relatives through your affiliate links.
You get physically exhausted doing the Google Dance.
You check your server stats more than your blood pressure and you think their may be a correlation.
You write keyword rich poetry.
You regularly check the availability of the domain name, "Yahoo.com" just in case they've forgotten to renew.
Customer service asks you to verify your address. You give them your IP.
You rate and review your own website listing.
Funny Famous Quotes for Webmasters
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." – Al Gore
"Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches." -Steve Ballmer, CEO, Microsoft
“I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.” -Isaac Asimov
"Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked." -Jeff Pesis
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